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• The following appeared in the annual report from the president of the National Brush Company.
  "In order to save money, we at the National Brush Company have decided to pay our employees for each brush they produce instead of for the time they spend producing brushes....
• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. -- National Lampoon, _Deteriorata_
• The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president?
  What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?...
• The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president?
  What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?...
• You get stack of Taglines here instead of just one at a time.
• An election year is the time politicians want to help us out of all the trouble they got us into in the first place.
• Election time is that period when politicians get free speech mixed up with cheap talk.
  -- J. B. Kidd...
• Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone?
  That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save out national forests....