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• Rachel is on the phone] Rachel: Okay. [listens] Okay, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night.
  [listens] Okay bye-bye. [hangs up] Ross: We? Rachel...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Has anyone had problems with the computer accounts?
  "Yes; I don't have one." "Okay, you can send mail to one of the tutors....
• An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
• If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it. -- M. M. Johnsto
• If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair. -- M. M. Johnsto
• Logic is a tweeting bird, chirping in your ear. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.
  -- Star Trek, `I, Mudd`...
• Birds smell bad and people who count birds smell even worse!
• If you weren't my teacher, I'd think you just deleted all my files.
  -- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed rm -i * to get rid of a file named -f on a Unix system....