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• A bird in the hand means you better have lots of soap.
• Bird owners have a cheep on their shoulder!
• you're my best friend. I don't have to be nice to you.
  Besides, everybody knows I'm a jerk. -- Wally West (the new Flash)...
• You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
  -- F. Alle...
• The witty man merely says what you would have said if you had thought of it.
• And God said, behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of the earth.
  .. to you it shall be for meat. -- Genesis 1:29...