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• Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
• POLITICIANS do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards.
• Nothing is so great an instance of ill-manners as flattery.
  If you flatter all the company you please none; if you flatter only one or two, you affront all the rest....
• Two hands upon the breast, And labour 's done; Two pale feet crossed in rest, The race is won.
  -- Dinah M. Mulock (1826-?) -- Now and Afterward...
• Masturbation is great - and you don't have to take your hand out to dinner afterwards and talk to it about its problems.
• To do nothing is the way to be nothing.
• To do nothing is to be nothing.
• To tell us that every species of thing is endowed with an occult specific quality by which it acts and produces manifest effects, is to tell us nothing
  but to derive two or three general principles of motion from phenomena, and afterwards to tell us how the properties and actions of all corporeal things follow from those manifest principles, would be a very great step....
• Grape nuts? What do they do with the rest of the grape?