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• Send Dr. Elders back to Arkansas!
• Today's oxymoron - Dr. Elders' solution.
• Dr. Hibert: If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.
  Marge: Thank you, I will, Dr. Hibert. Thanks for coming....
• If that's the best you can do, I suggest you leave!
• I respectfully suggest you go across the bridge instead of jumping.
• You try any preversions in there, and I'll blow your head off. -- Dr. Strangelove
• The Algol compiler used at Case Institute of Technology, after finding 25 errors in the source (e.
  g., like you spelled BEGIN as BEGNI), would print "At this point, we suggest you try re-reading the manual....
• I'm sick of Elders. Am I covered under the health plan?