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• I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
  -- Woody Allen, on the KKK...
• I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree.
  But as you see the trees have gone They went this morning with the dawn....
• eads) 'Lovely little dumpling, how in love I am, Let me be your shepherdkins, you can be my lamb.
  ' ...Well, I think we'll be very lucky if she doesn't just come out onto the balcony and _vomit_ over us....
• When the night is dark And the dogs go...bark When the clouds are black And the ducks go.
  ..quack When the sky is blue And the cows go...mooo Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you....
• Go, lovely Rose that lives its little hour! Go, little booke!
  and let who will be clever! Roll on! From yonder ivy-mantled tower The moon and i could keep this up forever....
• I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...