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• SMILEY (:-) wearing bicycle helme
• But you thaid is was a pith helmet!
• I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside.
  I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said....
• Metal is for wearing. Flesh is for changing. You wouldn't understand, it's a cyborg thing.
• It's a good thing you're wearing a mustache. It breaks up the monotony of your face.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.
• What do you think it is, a space helmet for a cow? -- Doctor, The Time Meddle
• The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli