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• Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping. Augustus Hare
• It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
• Most of us hate to see a poor loser. Rich winners, though, are worse.
• Parents: one of the hardships of a minor's life.
• Quote #520 > Yea, fond memories. COBOL-B ran in 8K, no PERFORM verb, only first 3 > characters of datanames were significant.
  That was when ALTER statement was > valuable. 'Fond memories' of times when ALTER was 'valuable'?...
• Spirtle, n.: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
  -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...
• SPIRTLE: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...