80% Of The Final Will Be On The One Lecture You Missed And About The One Book You Didn't Read.

80% Of The Final Will Be On The One Lecture You Missed And About The One Book You Didn't Read.

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80% of the final will be on the one lecture you missed and about the one
book you didn't read.
-- 1st LAW OF TESTS

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Law of Applied Terror: 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
Johnson's Third Law: If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue which contained the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.
Corollary: All of your friends either missed it, lost it or threw it out....
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
Picard: "Wesley, you will be missed." -- "Final Mission", Stardate unknow
Did you hear about the pessimistic historian whose latest book has chapter headings that read "World War One","World War Two" and "Watch This Space".
Write a book if you can't read a book!
Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.