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• A man is as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• A man is only as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
  -- Will Roge...
• There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short.
  When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick; it's a wart!...
• When an old man marries a young wife, he grows younger - but she grows older.
• A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
  She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
• What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
  The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them....
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• A man is as old as he feels. But never as important.