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• If at first you DO succeed, pretend you know what you're doing.
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• Statesmen are not only liable to give an account of what they say or do in public, but there is a busy inquiry made into their very meals, beds, marriages, and every other sportive or serious action.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Political Precep...
• In as much as you will never be able to do what you wish, it is better to be able to wish what you do.
• If you can't do anything about something, pretend it doesn't exist.
• The only way to be good at everything you do is to only do the things you are good at.
• It is a thing of no great difficulty to raise objections against another man's oration,--nay, it is a very easy matte
  but to produce a better in its place is a work extremely troublesome....
• The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences i
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• I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. -- Clarence Darrow