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• Hacker's Law of Personnel Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• How many American wrestlers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers....
• If one knows what the task is, and there is a time limit allowed for the completion of the task, then one cannot guess how much it will cost.
• Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Just one. But the house falls down. Andrew Siwko...
• hacker, n: Originally, any person with a knack for coercing stubborn inanimate thing
  hence, a person with a happy knack, later contracted by the mythical philosopher Frisbee Frobenius to the common usage, 'hack'....
• How many NHS hospital staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. Person (1) reports bulb is not working and requests a new one....
• The voice of protest, of warning, of appeal is never more needed than when the clamor of fife and drum
  echoed by the press and too often by the pulpit, is bidding all men fall in step and obey in silence the tyrannous word of command....
• Having enemies is a heavy responsibility. My burden is sufficient, I no longer can carry that of others as well.
  -- E.M. Ciora...