It Is Impossible That Anything So Natural, So Necessary, And So Universal As Death, Should Ever Have Been Designed By Providence As An Evil To Pon You And Yours From Bad To Worse.

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal
as death, should ever have been designed by Providence as an evil
to pon you and yours from bad to worse.

Life is so complicated. It must have been designed by a committee.
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?
-- Ayn Rand...
Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
Do you think your father and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
There is never a day so bad that tomorrow couldn't be worse.
Gattuso's Extension of Murphy's Law: Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.
Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. -- Murray's Rule of Football
Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse. -- Gattuso's Extension of Murphy's Law

It Is Impossible That Anything So Natural, So Necessary, And So Universal As Death, Should Ever Have Been Designed By Providence As An Evil To Pon You And Yours From Bad To Worse.

Related: