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• CALCULUS MAJORS do it in increme
• MUSIC MAJORS do it in a chord
• MECHANICAL ENGINEERING MAJORS do it in gea
• ARCHITECTURE MAJORS stay up all nigh
• I am Daimon Goss. And these are my councils Kole and Dr.
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• I have come to the conclusion that I am not in good enough shape at the present time to get in shape for the future right now.
• The following article appeared in a recent issue of a college newspaper.
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• The arts (music, dance, visual arts, etc.) are vitally important to students' education and should therefore receive as much emphasis as mathematics, science, reading and other mainstream subjects.