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• Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there? -- Herb Cae
• Parking is such street sorrow. -- Herb Cae
• Remember, you only have that space because some advertiser wouldn't buy it.
  -- Herb Caen (to columnists)...
• All American cars are basically Chevrolets. -- Herb Cae
• There are more of them than us. -- Herb Cae
• The best advice I've ever received was from my first editor, Paul C.
  Smith, as I began my column in July 1938: "For god's sake, kid, be entertaining....
• I live in the past, the rent is cheaper.
• Are tectonic plates dishwasher-safe? -- Herb Caen, S. F. Chronicle, 8/12/93