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• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
  Homer: Oh, no I'm not. [Bart runs downstairs] Marge...
• Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
• Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
• May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.
• At the Brown Bird meeting] Ross: [to the girl sitting next to him] Hi there.
  How many, how many ah, did you sell? Girl: I'm not gonna tell you!...
• You too can wear a nose mitten.