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• I'm a flying saucer pilot for the CIA.
• A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
• The Sky Is Falling, Shut Up! The Ground is Flying!
• If you can't deliver the pie in the sky you promised, you'd better redefine the pie.
  -- Paul A. Samuelso...
• When politicians claim they will build you a "pie in the sky" -- remember whose dough they will be using.
  -- Lucille J. Goodyea...
• paceship operator n. The glyph <=>, so-called apparently because in the low-resolution constant-width font used on many terminals it vaguely resembles a flying saucer.
  Perl uses this to denote the signum-of-difference operation....
• If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and expain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.
  Douglas Adams. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Don't wait for pie in the sky when you die! Get yours now, with ice cream on top!
  -- Reverend Ike (Frederick J. Eikerenkoetter II)...