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  Which I think is important, because when we wanna potty-train the baby we should set an example....
• Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
• If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country.
  And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire....
• Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
• Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.