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• No matter what the product or service might be, you can always find it somewhere else cheaper!
  -- Ebenezer Scrooge...
• product: a water bird who is on your side.
• 1. In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
  2. If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be engaged in making an inferior one....
• Laws of Serendipity: (1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
  (2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be engaged in making an inferior one....
• If the product being advertised is so great, why is it always compared to the leading brand?
• People tell you to give them your two cents worth, then they say they want a penny for your thoughts.
  Somewhere someone's making a penny. -- Steven Wrigh...
• But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
  I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
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