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• Sans mariage, l'amour est un souffle au fromage. [Without marriage, love is a cheese souffle.]
• Now Eating: Cream Cheese,green olives on bagle.
• Wine, women and cheese ALL improve with age...
• Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese. [Takes the stack to the table and sits down] Sixty four.
  ..[eats it] Sixty three...[eats it] [Next morning] Two....
• If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
• Just wait and see. The time will come when all men rise like one, marries two women and chains one of the to the stove and the other one to the bed.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche...
• Hey Man, I'm drinking wine, eating cheese and catching some rays.
  -- Donald Sutherland as Oddball, in Kelly's Hero...
• Women, n., pl.: wild, ovulating, man-eating nymphomaniacs.
• You go to bed, dear. I'll bag the nazi and tiddy up. -- Paul Bland, from Eating Raoul