Isaac Newton Didn't Discover Gravity. What He Did Discover Is Heavier Than Air Apples.

Isaac Newton Didn't Discover Gravity. What He Did Discover Is Heavier Than Air Apples.

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Isaac Newton didn't discover gravity. What he did discover is heavier than
air apples.

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