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• Easter is cancelled. They've found the body. Christmas too. They've got the father.
• Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
• Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
• Squirming: Discomfort inflicted on young people by old people who see no irony in their gesture
  Karen died a thousand deaths as her father made a big show of tasting a recently manufactured bottle of wine before allowing it to be poured as the family sat in Steak Hut....
• Irony: Millie Vanilli on a Karaoke machine.
• Marge: Oh, Homey, look at that watch. I've always wanted a watch like that.
  Homer: [sly] Well, maybe someone will give you one for Christmas....
• Giving up...
• Irony: Limbaugh saying that dittoheads think for themselves.
• What awful irony is this? We are as gods, but know it not.