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• GOD gave us FREE WILL to choose....not to be intimidated!
• Has all the brains God gave a duck's ass.
• Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat.
• Friction is a drag.
• A well known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy.
  He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy....
• I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• God gave teeth; He will give bread. Lithuanian Proverb