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• Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
  -- John Gilmore...
• Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
  [Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
• Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
  Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...
• I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!
• The only thing open about OSF is their mouth. -- Chuck Musciano
• 'I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out.' -- Judge Harry Stone
• I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out. -- Judge Harold T. Stone
• If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• My mouth doesn't seem to have a backspace key ...