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• The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
  This means that only left handed people are in their right mind....
• They copied all they could follow but they couldn't copy my mind so I left them sweating and stealing a year and a half behind.
  -- Rudyard Kipling...
• I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
• I had a boyfriend like that once...
• I had a girlfriend like that once...
• I filtered all the twits and had no messages lef