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• If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
• A choir boy tied the bell rope around his penis. The vicar tolled him off.
• Meadow's Maxim: You can't push on a rope.
• You can't push on a rope. -- Meadow's Maxim
• Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin.
  Almost sensuous... -- Apu, tied up after being robbed at gunpoint, "Separate Vocatio...
• A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free.
  -- Nikos Kazantzaki...
• All tied to their things, they are netted by the strings.
  .. Free to flutter, in memory of their wasted wings... P.Gabriel...
• Free time which unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted. -- Sandiland's Law
• Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby