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• The whole point of this sentence is to make clear what the whole point of this sentence is.
  -- Douglas R Hofstadte...
• If writers were bakers, this sentence would be exactly a dozen words long. -- Douglas R Hofstadte
• If I had finished this sentence. -- Hofstadte
• It always takes longer than you think, even when you consider Hoffstadter's Law.
  -- Hofstadter's Law -- Douglas R. Hofstadter, from "Goedel, Escher, Bach...
• This sentence is false with probability 0.5.
• This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't. -- Hofstadte
• When you're not looking at it this sentence is in Spanish. -- Hofstadte