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• Electrician's breakfast: ohmlettes -- Raymond D. Love
• Policeman's barbecue: steak-out. -- Raymond D. Love
• Student's snack: cramberries -- Raymond D. Love
• Umpire's dessert: rhubarb pie -- Raymond D. Love
• Down at the drug-store lunch counter I had time to inhale two cups of coffee and a melted cheese sandwhich with two slivers of ersatz bacon embedded in i
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• What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J. D. Farley
• Rapists just *love* unarmed women. And the politicians who disarm them. -- Eric S. Raymond
• I'd love to, but... I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
  -- 7 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...