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• Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong ." -- David Fasold
• If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
  -- David Bedno (davidbe@sco.COM)...
• Dead lizards protect against a cockatrice.
• Optimism, n: The belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, good, bad, and everything right that is wrong.
  It is held with greatest tenacity by those accustomed to falling into adversity, and most acceptably expounded with the grin that apes a smile....
• Saavik: "David is dead." -- "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.3
• There's nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name, that's all.
  Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like, eh, `elfgrass'....
• An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold
• What's wrong with Elvis? He's DEAD!
• Logic is a means of CONFIDENTLY being wrong.