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• Hunger never saw bad bread. -- Poor Richard
• There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS in a $
  200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Three removes are as bad as a fire.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- Maxims prefixed to Poor Richard's Almanac, 1757...
• Fish and visitors stink in three days. -- Poor Richard
• God heals and the doctor takes the fee. -- Poor Richard
• There are no ugly loves, nor handsome prisons. -- Poor Richard
• Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it. -- Poor Richard
• Our natures are like oil; compound us with anything, yet will we strive to swim at the top.
  -- Beaumont and Fletche...
• Often things ARE as bad as they seem!