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• The bride wears white to symbolize purity. The groom wears black. -- David Fro
• Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good luck.
  I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We don't have many traditions in our family, but it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive....
• The Bride said, "I'm going home to Mother!" The Groom responded, "Good, I'll join you and we can both get a decent meal.
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• Marriage. It's a hard term to define, especially for me, I've ducked it like root canal.
  Still there's no denying that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari....
• Homer: Hey, look what I snagged, Marge: the candy bride and groom from the wedding cake!
  [swallows them painfully, as they seem to be made in metal] [he finally succeeds, as we hear a little splash] Mmm....
• It's curtains for Windows!
• The Bride of Bigfoot.
• computer confetti n. Syn. chad. Though this term is common, this use of punched-card chad is not a good idea, as the pieces are stiff and have sharp corners that could injure the eyes.
  GLS reports that he once attended a wedding at MIT during which he and a few other guests enthusiastically threw chad instead of rice....