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• I invented the cordless extension cord -- Stephen Wrigh
• I invented the cordless extension cord. -- Steven Wrigh
• Newborn daredevil: Baby goes umbilical cord jumping.
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
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• They say that after a brush with death the world looks different and that was true for me, but by the time I caught my breath, I realized that it was because I had lost my glasses.
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• orphaned i-node /or'f*nd i:'nohd/ n. [Unix] 1.
  [techspeak] A file that retains storage but no longer appears in the directories of a filesystem....
• orphaned i-node: /or'f*nd i:'nohd/ [UNIX] n. 1. [techspeak] A file that retains storage but no longer appears in the directories of a filesystem.
  2. By extension, a pejorative for any person no longer serving a useful function within some organization, esp....