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• All these woes shall serve For sweet discourses in our time to come.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act iii, Sc. 5...
• Humour is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. -- William Gilbe
• Man is nature's sole mistake. -- William S. Gilbert (1836-1911)
• Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse." -- William Gilbe
• Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. -- William Gilbe
• What mighty woes To thy imperial race from woman rose!
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xi, Line 541...