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• ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The person who figures out how to harness the collective genius of the people in his or her organization is going to blow the competition away.
  -- Walter Wriston, former CEO, Citibank...
• Figures figure and women lie.
• Figures lie and women figure.....
• ADHERENT, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The male chauvinist who was upset at women pumping gas is apt to be just downright in a frenzy at women pumping iron.
• Did you hear about the unreconstructed male supremacist who said that if all the women's lib activists were laid end to end, that it would be the best thing that could happen to them.
• UNITARIAN: A bunch of atheists who really like going to church.
• Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem, essay "Jebediah Springfield
  Super Fraud", F. Lisa: But it's all true. Hoove...