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• People who say nothing is impossible don't have teenagers.
• Nothing screws up a good story like an eyewitness.
• It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
• Nothing you put in a banana split is as fattening as a spoon.
• You know you're in trouble when... (1) Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
  (2) You put your bra on backwards and it fits better....
• Clarke's First Law When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right.
  When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong....
• When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right.
  When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. Clarke's First Law...
• If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
• What do you know of wants and feelings? Nothing...Well almost nothing.
  -- Lutan and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...