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• XT at 8 Mhz. = 386 at 25 Mhz. + Windose
• Any program which runs right is obsolete.
• It runs much faster with a 1Gb disk cache.
• A program is much like a nose... Sometimes it runs, Sometimes it blows.
• Machine-independent program: A program that will not run on any machine.
• Almost any misfortune is preferable to a worse one.
• Quote #38 Without naming names (which I couldn't anyway because I've forgotten exactly who it was)
  one the most amusing bug reports we received at Lucid wrt Lucid Common Lisp was that "GC runs too fast"....
• proglet /prog'let/ n. [UK] A short extempore program written to meet an immediate, transient need.
  Often written in BASIC, rarely more than a dozen lines long, and containing no subroutines....
• proglet: /prog'let/ [UK] n. A short extempore program written to meet an immediate, transient need.
  Often written in BASIC, rarely more than a dozen lines long, and containing no subroutines....