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• Will a 60 mhz 80486 finish before I start?
• Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
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• I have everything now I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
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• The first year [1977] I spent getting my family moved to Washington.
  The second year I ran for re-election. Then as soon as I was elected, I started running for the Senate....
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