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• All mailwomen have perfect posture.
• Perfect teeth. Nice smell. A class act, all the way.
  -- Homer describes God, "Homer the Heretic...
• Woodpecker scalps, porpoise teeth and giraffe tails have all been used as money.
• Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than me
  although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths....
• All societies are based on rules to protect pregnant women and young children.
  All else is surplusage, excrescence, adornment, luxury, or folly which can - and must - be dumped in emergency to preserve this prime function....
• What do you call 32 redneck women? A full set of teeth.
• Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac