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• I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling.
  -- new buzz phrase, like "Where's the Beef?...
• Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterma
• Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. -- David Letterma
• I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
• No page in history, baby--that I don't need. I just want to make some eardrums bleed.
  -- David St. Hubbi...
• He'p me! Somebody, pleez, he'p me! I been hypmotize'!" -- Late Night with David Letterma
• I sat through it. Why shouldn't you? -- David Letterman, it a spot promoting one of his show
• It was a JOKE!! Get it?? I was receiving messages from DAVID LETTERMAN!
  ! YOW!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...