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• I support Artificial Stupidity.
• I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you.
• Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?" Data
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• I take orders from one person! Me!
• Have IQ's dropped sharply while I was away? -- Ripley (in Aliens)