Related:

• TV Truth: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
• No man is an island, but in the bathroom urination.
• Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day! Marge
  It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool....
• Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of Dodge, drinking warm beer, outside in the alley.
• Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't.
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
  Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings....
• A warm beer is better than no beer at all
• Is a warm beer *really* better than no beer at all?