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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you pick up a rootbeer and read the label as "High Res", not Hires.
• RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly. [the thing speaks for itself]
• aster burn n. Eyestrain brought on by too many hours of looking at low-res, poorly tuned, or glare-ridden monitors, esp.
  graphics monitors. See terminal illness....
• aster burn: n. Eyestrain brought on by too many hours of looking at low-res, poorly tuned, or glare-ridden monitors, esp.
  graphics monitors. See {terminal illness}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• I am Sajak of Borg. RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
• Buy low, sell high.
• Starship trouper, flying high and low...
• VLSI: "Getting High On Low Voltage
• Reality-ometer: Low[\........]High Hmmph! Thought so...