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• I love working on computers ... hand me the axe, please.
• Trust me. I know what I'm doing. -- Sledge Hamme
• I love you, you love me...
• When I hand my love in, I'll be done. -- Soundgarde
• I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lip
  I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips, My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here, But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir....
• If it's working PLEASE ...Don't make Love to it!!!
• I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me...
• Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
• I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate.