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• There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.
  ' -- Michael Lara...
• I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare
• I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
• When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
  -- Brendan Beha...
• When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
  -- Brendan Beha...
• My father taught me three things: 1: Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
  2: Never try to draw to an inside straight. 3: Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name....
• A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's.
  -- Jean Paul Richte...
• Homer: [answers the door, sees Burns with his lawyers] Aah!
  Burns: Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we'd stop by....