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• Regrettable that this society has chosen suicide. -- Star Trek "Mirror, Mirro
• Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL
• If you think this is funny, look in a mirror.
• All you Klingons, you want to ravage helpless Earthwomen.
  Brute." -- They really should have named this, "I Married a Klingon." -- From DC's STAR TREK...
• I wish this mirror had a better view...
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. -- Elaine Dundy
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh
• Have you seen the poster child for birth control? Got a mirror?