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• I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
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• I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I despise WINDOWS!
• I love running Windows! NOT!
• I love Telix for Windows!
• I guess a cynic smells different.
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
• I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't...