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• Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
  LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
• I loved him like a brothel. -- S. J. Perelma
• I believe in god, I just don't like him.
• I'd like to buy him for what I think he is worth, and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
• In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?
• No. Lt. Worf, you will make no move against him unless I order it.
  Pity, you might have learned an interesting lesson macrohead, with a microbrain....
• The land that had nourished him and had borne him fruit now turned against him and called him a fruit.
  Man, I hate land like that. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I tell you, Molly, I like the work so much, I'd do it even if I didn't have to -- by court order, under threat of fine, imprisonment, or both.
  -- Molly Dodd...
• I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. -- Abraham Lincol