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• I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
  -- Aldous Huxley...
• One man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes vii, 28...
• You know you've been hacking too long when The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about themselves.
  These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....
• One thing to be said for Columbus, he didn't miss the boat, but about his discovery of America, what is so great about that?
  The place is quite literally too big to miss. Some say that Columbus found America, but this is incorrect, inasmuch as at the time of discovery, America was not listed as lost....
• Marge: You know what? I'm going to vote No on 24. Lisa
  Mom, you're the greatest! ... Can I have this licorice?...
• I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know
  the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve....
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
  -- Harry S. Truma...
• If God wanted us to vote, He would have given us REAL candidates.