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• I used to be normal, then I got my computer...
• I used to be normal, then I joined this conference!
• I may justly say, with the hook-nosed fellow of Rome, "I came, saw, and overcame.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
• I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
• NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine...
• Mankind -- ready to kill. That's the way it was in 1881.
  I wonder how humanity managed to survive? We overcame our instinct for violence....
• I know that you think an unhappy childhood has lead you to all this, but that's really no excuse.
  -- The Flash...
• From childhood's hour I have not been As others were--I have not seen As others saw.
  -- Edgar Allan Poe Alone...
• Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
  Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....