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• If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you want fries with that?
  John Cleese...
• You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. But that's not *fair*!
  Of course it's not fair. We're *evil*. Look it up....
• Jones: We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson.
  ..we want to help. Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you did on Sasquatch....
• The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not a system to let him get off on technicalities.
• The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not a system to get let him get off on technicalities.
• In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple.
  In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control....
• Professor: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.
• I want you to get that man out of bed right away. Get him back to the front.
  I won't have these men who are really wounded see that man babied so. -- George S. Patto...
• Marge: Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?
  Homer: Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were only a penny....